Monthly Archives: September 2014

Arsenie Boca si sex cu animale

Acum un an si ceva scriam despre fenomenul in crestere “Arsenie Boca”, care de atunci a capatat amploare si mai mare, ajungandu-se ca in ziua de azi la fiecare 2-3 zile sa-l gasesti pe acest “sfant al Ardealului” mentionat intr-o stire sau alta, pe un blog sau altul, sau zilnic, sub forma unor citate ale sale, in newsfeed-ul Facebook-ului, dupa ce a fost postat/share-uit de cineva din lista de prieteni. Pe Facebook, inventia ateului Mark Zuckerberg, Arsenie Boca se pare ca prospera, intocmai ca o buruiana pe un camp roditor, dupa cum i-ar placea chiar domniei sale sa spuna prin pilde:

Note to self: Deratizare in lista deja prea mare de “prieteni” virtuali.

Evident, de pe urma acestor “bocanauti” unii au si profit, drept urmare sumedenia de carti despre Boca-Loca: “Din invataturile Parintelui Arsenie Boca despre sufletul dupa moarte”, “Despre durerile oamenilor vol . 6 – Cele mai bune vremuri pentru mantuire – Din invataturile Parintelui Arsenie Boca”, “Parintele Arsenie Boca. Cararea Imparatiei si Psaltirea lui David vol. 1. Cuvinte de folos cu privire la Psalmi, Talcuiri pe intelesul tuturor crestinilor, Rugaciuni dupa randuiala athonita”, “Parintele Arsenie Boca 1910-1989. Biografie vizuala”, “Parintele Arsenie Boca. Darul lui Dumnezeu pentru poporul care striga”, “PARINTELE ARSENIE BOCA UN SFANT AL ZILELOR NOASTRE” si zeci altele. Astept cu rabdare (duhovniceasca, desigur) sa vada lumina tiparului si: “Arsenie Boca la varsta de 2 luni”, “Profetul aflat la pubertate”, “Unde face Boca caca infloresc pomii”, “The walking Arsenic zombie”.

Adevarul este ca am subestimat cu mult nevoia romanilor de a crede in supranatural si de a se mandri cu un sfant al lor, care nici nu a apucat sa se raceasca bine in mormantul de la Prislop, devenit obiectiv turistic pentru religiosi. Din pacate cei care se duc acolo manati de speranta, curiozitate, sau chiar disperare nu gasesc vreun miracol si nici nu pleaca mai sanatosi, norocosi sau destepti, iar unii ajung chiar “sa se intalneasca” cu Arsenie Boca mai repede:

http://adevarul.ro/locale/pitesti/accident-grav-dealul-negru–persoana-murit-alte-sapte-fostranite-1_5337ae520d133766a857624b/index.html

http://stirileprotv.ro/stiri/actualitate/barbat-mort-dupa-ce-a-fost-lovit-de-un-tir-cand-incerca-sa-schimbe-o-roata-la-un-microbuz-pe-a-1.html

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Generalul, Dota 2 &… CYKA :P

After all the attention i gave Hearthstone, it’s time for a post about another life-stealing game, Dota 2. I started playing it about 2 years ago, but i did so only from time to time, along with some friends. I went through all the stages, as at first i played only Pudge and i even managed to win with him, i then browsed other heroes, learned to place a ward and all that. I hadn’t played Dota 1 or other MOBA’s, but i did play a custom map from Starcraft 2, Storm of the Imperial Sanctum, that had similar mechanics (i loved Kerrigan and the MULE) so i had an edge vs the regular noob.

Now, the thing i hate most about this game is the ranking system, as your MMR is determined once you do the placement matches, and then only fluctuates by +/- 25 or so points when you lose or win a game. Back then, when i qualified to play ranked, i was still noobish, despite my previous SOTIS experience, and got assigned around 2,5k mmr. Now i’m about 3,3k and climbing, but it’s so frustratingly slow, especially when you get russian comrades in your team than feed like crazy and/or rage quit/send couriers to the enemy and so on… I think a seasonal placement, like in Starcraft 2 was more appropriate, along with the mmr decay for not playing months at a time.

Take this for example 😛 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vtpJ-7S4SSs&list=LL9lVGjp2WRuyw9yjJDuhQOA&index=30

So, let’s see Generalul in action:

Dota 2 is free to play and is available on Steam, so if you haven’t done it by now, please do give it a try 😛