Arhiva lunii septembrie 2016

Heroes of the Storm: repent sinners, because MMR Hell is indeed real!

So, if you’re playing a MOBA, chances are you are already familiar with the term „MMR hell”, or worse, you can even be stuck in it’s gory depths and wander it’s plains of frustration, despair and flaming. I’ve played DOTA 2 for quite a while, but lately my spare time was ocuppied with the brawls of the Nexus in Blizz’s Heroes of the Storm. In the first seasons i achieved rank 1, and i even wrote about it here, praising my beloved Zagara and giving some general gameplay tips.


With the introduction of the new ranking system and league distribution, i found myself in diamond 5 after the initial 10 placement matches. After some games, wins/losses, things were going ok, i was climbing steadily, i made it to diamond 3 and i was on my way to the much desired master rank. Then, out of the blue, everything fell apart: i had some really close games that were fun to play by themselves, it really didn’t even feel that bad to lose, BUT there were some really bad ones as well, with people making terrible draft picks/banns, leaving or disconnecting from the match, or just feeding and, the thing i will talk about below, games that were lost due to other people in my team flaming each other and/or giving up, even if it wasn’t too late to comeback.

This game offers you a lot of chances to comeback, especially in the late game, where just a good teamfight can open your way to the enemy’s core, even if, let’s say, you have no more keeps left. There is no buyback here, so if you die around level 20, it will take almost a full minute to revive, and a lot of things can happen before then, like idk, lose the fucking game, even if the enemy’s core is at 2%, so comebacks are real.

One of the most important things i have learned and you should all know sooner or later is that raging and insulting your teamates for a wrong draft/play doesn’t help you win the game but quite the contrary, so i try to appease conflicts and motivate them. Just put yourself in the position of a player who gets shit thrown at him, even for good reason, like making a terrible play, if he would have been told in a decent way what his mistake is and be asked to stay with the team next time or whatever, there are a hell of a lot more chances he will listen, than when he is called a fucker/retard/idiot/moron/shit/kid etc. More so, he could find as well mistakes that others made and capitalise on them and create a gloomy atmosphere that can even culminate with a player being afk in base, leaving or just feeding. We have all been there and seen the results, and they are not pretty, to say the least, at one time i have been there as well, i raged at others for feeding and made them lash back, or if i had been insulted for a good reason or not, i would focus more on finding adjectives that described that person’s mother and noting with sarcasm their mistakes than focusing on the game itselft.

Now, this Hero League game is just an example of how you should handle this type of situations, where things are not looking good:


BOR, banii si penalii

Dupa cum am aratat si cu alte ocazii, in special in cazul ultimelor alegeri prezidentiale, politicul isi da mana cu BOR pentru a tine sub control si a jecmani sistematic populatia Romaniei.


Reportajul ProTV din martie 2008 arata starea de fapt de atunci:

iar cel de jos este unul din martie 2016, care, cu toate ca este realizat de Antena 3, reprezinta un bun produs jurnalistic si o investigatie ca la carte:

Putem trage concluzia ca dupa atatia ani nu s-au schimbat prea multe, poate doar unii dintre politicienii atat de darnici cu banul public, ce beneficiaza in schimb de serviciile BOR de promovare electorala. Totusi, sa fie oare banul, acest „ochi al dracului”, singurul criteriu pe baza caruia BOR sprijina un personaj sau altul? Cu siguranta o institutie in care atat de multi romani isi plaseaza increderea si ultimele sperante trebuie sa aiba unele criterii de integritate, nu e ca si cum ai putea sa-i cumperi pe trimisii lui Dumnezeu pe Pamant cu o mana de arginti. Auzi domne, sa cumperi popi ca la bordel, de parca „Inalpreasfintitii” si „Preafericitii” ar fi curve de inchiriat, vai, vai, sa fie rusine cui crede asa ceva! 🙂


Heroes of the Storm: cheesy backdoor Morales

While playing Hero League, i’ve come across this weird backdoor strat that i didn’t believe it will work. Well, not only did it grant us a win, it did so in under 10 minutes, like we were playing vs ai 🙂

The trick is simple: on Sky Temple you go 3-1-1, keep pushing the top lane, hold the top temple while the others soak, destroy the first fort, then at 10 just go banzai in the shuttle and backdoor to bypass their defences amining to destroy the keep and then the core. If they haven’t faced this before they won’t know how to react, and even so, it still is hard to defend.

The ideal comp consists of Morales, Raynor, Falstad, Artanis and Tyrael, each using their specific talents to maximise team damage and survivability, but you can replace 1 or 2 except Morales ofc 🙂